Our chat this morning is going to be disappointingly short, not because there’s nothing to talk about, but because my head has been spinning from the moment I sat in my chair and it’s not getting any better. I’ll go as long as possible, but please understand if I need to leave abruptly.
The kids are fine. Kat had a much-needed day off. I made a chicken and eggplant dinner that both kids actually ate. For the second day in a row, a complete stranger stopped their car to chat with me at some length. Apparently, I look friendly. Hamilton doesn’t like this trend, though. He wants all the people to stay away from his fence.
This is not going well at all.
Am I the only one who finds it interesting that McDonald’s has an E.Coli problem the day after the Orange Felon pretended to work at one? And the problem exists only in Quarter Pounders, the felon’s favorite burger. McDonald’s, for their part, swears they’re not making a presidential endorsement.
Has anyone offered you pink cocaine? Don’t risk it. The stuff doesn’t contain any coke, but a random mix of drugs, mostly ketamine, dyed pink. The stuff has a fun rating of 0.
Former Abercrombie & Fitch CEO Mike Jeffries was charged with sex trafficking. The 16-count indictment is probably just the beginning. Teen boys were the targets, which probably explains some of those questionable ads.
Deep dive: Can A.I. Be Blamed for a Teen’s Suicide? The mother of a 14-year-old Florida boy says he became obsessed with a chatbot on Character.AI before his death. Yes, you have all the reason in the world to be concerned.
Genetic tests showed that certain patients were predisposed to brain injuries if they took the drugs. That information remained secret. Admittedly, many Alzheimer’s patients and their families are desperate enough to have dismissed the risk had they known, but they still should have been told.
If you’re into NYTimes opinions, there are some decent ones this morning:
- ‘People Are Angry’: An Economics Brain Trust Debates How to Fix America
- There Is No Normal
- America Is Playing With Fire
- As Election Looms, Disinformation ‘Has Never Been Worse’
Okay, I’m tapping out for today. Be nice to each other. Drink plenty of coffee. We’ll try again tomorrow.
Friday, January 3, 2025
Today’s update is considerably shorter than yesterday’s, despite the fact I have extensive thoughts swirling around in my head. Something’s off. I feel as though my t-shirt is choking me; it’s not, but there’s an uncomfortable feeling of tightness around my lower neck. I’m having some minor difficulty breathing and I’m a bit lightheaded. Put it all together and I’m having some difficulty stringing words together.
An interesting article appears in the online edition of the New York Times (I can’t find it in the print edition, but it could be in section C) that asks the question, “Can God speak through AI?” The article is totally benign and nonsectarian, as one might expect from the Times. Rabbis, Imams, and pastors are experimenting with AI writing and sometimes delivering their sermons. There has always been some wrangling required as religion wrestles with any new technology going all the way back to the printing press. The question inevitably asked comes down to whether the voice and inspiration of a deity can flow through something other than a human hand or voice.
The question raised in my sloggy excuse for a brain is how long will it take before AI becomes the deity? After all, we’re dealing with mythologies as the source material. While current experiments use a leader’s previous material to fashion new sermons or worship experiences, we’re not that far away from AI being able to translate and interpret the original languages of Hebrew, Aramaic, and Greek. In fact, AI may produce the most accurate translation yet as it would likely have the ability to reflect tone and usage common to the authors. Put it all together and we may not be too far from Lifeway Press marketing a 52-part Sunday morning package to small churches who can’t really afford a pastor. From there, it’s a short step to AI taking over religion.
Think I’m crazy? Look at how the printing press ultimately participated in dividing Christianity. Catholicism reigned supreme as long as only priests had access to Bibles. Gutenberg’s invention changed that, eventually allowing for there to be a Bible in the hands of every parishioner. People started interpreting scripture for themselves and as they did, differences in those interpretations resulted in the splits and fractures we now recognize as different denominations. There are still millions of people who believe that the King James version of the Bible is the only one actually inspired by God.
Understand, when it comes to the topic of what is or is not ‘inspired’ we’re not dealing with reality. Faith is in no way moored to fact. The vast majority of believers in any religion are dependent on what is said by the leaders. Scriptures in ancient languages with references that no longer apply are practically impossible for even a reasonably educated person to decipher. Data from the Pew Research Center shows that only 38% of North American Christians have post-secondary degrees, the level at which one might begin to understand the intonation of the original texts. Among Hindus, that number is only 6%. Everyone else falls somewhere in between. The dependency on the presumed knowledge of religious leaders is the glue that holds most religions together. Begin replacing that dependency with AI and the potential for the whole thing to go off the rails becomes immense.
Once again, I’m limited in my concern. I doubt I’ll be alive with the First Church of OpenAI starts accepting new members, or requiring devotion and tithes. I do wonder if ChatGPT or something could be trained to write my morning updates. I know it could summarize the news. Could it know how I’m feeling without waking me up? If AI can speak for God then what’s stopping it from speaking for me?
Hmmmm … is there an AI model fueled by coffee?
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